So apparently Microsoft is pushing this new search engine they're calling Bing.com. The gimmick is, it sorts through the bullcrap for you. (Hmm. What if I like options?) .
Let me cut to the chase, I searched for "reluctant housewives" on Bing to see if it did indeed cut through the crap and lead the masses to salvation--this blog's home page--and was rewarded with literary porn results. Bow chiqa bow bow indeed.
Who knew that reluctant housewife was code for cheesy homemade porn? I mean anyone who's married for more than five minutes knows you stop having sex altogether. Bing should be renamed delusional.com: the search engine named-after-Chandler-from-"Friends" that couldn't.
I'll leave you with the top reasons why porn is bad, according to porn-free.org:
"1. Looking at porn at work could damage the viewer's reputation, decrease his or her productivity and lead to job loss.
2. Looking at porn can damage the viewer's current or future marriage sex life.
3. Looking at porn can lead a person into masturbation addiction.
4. Looking at porn brings serious spiritual consequences.
5. Pornography addiction can lead to debt.
6. It opens the doorway to spiritual oppression and confusion in the viewer's life. The power behind pornography is inherently evil. It seeks to control and dominate the viewer's life, while allowing other forms of evil to gain influence in that person. Once a person starts looking at the porn, their eyes become the gateway for the evil power to enter them. As it gains influence, the evil can numb the viewer's ability discern right and wrong. As traditional moral values are blurred, confusion sets in.
7. Overall, porn affects every viewer negatively, regardless of religious belief, creed, gender or age."
Number 6 is pretty accurate. Confusion has set in.
Still laughing,
June
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